Shipping & Tax

No Shipping:

If you selected No Priority Mail Shipping, please allow infinite business days for processing. Your order will not be shipped via USPS Priority Mail. You will not receive an e-mail with the tracking number when it ships. The item can not be tracked before or after 5:30 PM EST. Regardless of where the item is being shipped, you should expect to never receive your purchase. Please remember that this does not include anything what-so-ever . We do not operate...Ever...

No Express Shipping:

Your order must be received by 12:00 PM EST, to have nothing done with it, otherwise your order will still continue to do nothing for the rest of anyones life. In some cases, we may require a lifetime to process your order. If you choose USPS Express Shipping, please remember that it does not include anyday. You will not receive an e-mail with the tracking number when it ships. The item can not be tracked before or after 5:30 PM EST. We do not offer Any Day shipping.

Canadian Orders:

We do not ship or bill-to Canada, sorry, nothing against you guys. But at this time we can only accept orders from the United States to just do nothing with.

Foreign Orders:

At this time we can only accept orders from the United States, and then do nothing with them.

Taxes

We add the appropriate You Just Wasted Your Time State Sales Tax throughout the United States. We add the same taxes to other countries.

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